Here's what I do.

I just left my niece's wedding in Oklahoma City, and we popped back over to the hotel to change clothes before heading to dinner. So I had a few minutes to write you. The wedding was great - beautiful bride, happy groom, and a lovely reception. I also met up with long-lost friends and family members. I chatted with a few of them over a piece of cake, and they asked what I did for a living. I always struggle with how to answer this with "normal" people. So I say I'm a marketing coach. For you?...